Plymancer

Plymancer (n.)

A rare individual capable of locating and peeling back the first sheet of a new toilet roll in a single, clean motion, without tearing or resorting to fingernails.

Example usage:

• “Stand back. I’m a certified plymancer.”
• “Sarah just peeled it first go. I married a plymancer.”
• “Not everyone can become a plymancer. Some are born with the gift.”

Related terms:

• Plymancy (n.) — The art or practice of first-sheet separation.
• Plymantic (adj.) — Displaying exceptional toilet-roll proficiency.
• Grand Plymancer (n.) — One who can perform the feat on supermarket own-brand toilet paper.

“Any fool can split the atom. It takes a true plymancer to find the end of a fresh roll in under three seconds.”