Antisocial Media
Antisocial Media
For when social media gets too much and you just need to bring it back to reality ...
33 posts and counting
I'm in good company
Earlier this year, Irvine Welsh - author of Trainspotting - released a new novel called Men In Love.
20 June 2026
Need a Little ... Newspaper
The faces on the landings have changed, and not changed, both at once. The lift is still doing the thing it used to do. The roof terrace has acquired tomatoes.
7 June 2026
The Death of Meaningful Reviews
A man drove up in a van. He handed me a box. I said, “Cheers.” He said, “Have a good day.”
7 July 2026
KARTÖNG
The extensive field of cardboard, paper, foam, cable ties and corner protectors generated by the successful assembly of one or more IKEA products.
6 July 2026
Plymancer
“Any fool can split the atom. It takes a true plymancer to find the end of a fresh roll in under three seconds.”
6 July 2026
Men only want one thing (and it's disgusting)
Jenny said, “Don’t trust his smile,” “He’ll be trouble in a little while.” So I got ready for the worst…
3 July 2026
Fixed like the cat
They don't make 'em like this anymore.
3 July 2026
Charity shop finds
Sometimes, when browsing, you find just the perfect song.
30 June 2026
Last chance - June giveaway
June is nearly over, and so are your chances to enter my June giveaways!
29 June 2026
Too hot to work? You need a Cold Heart.
No one wants to work in this heat. Grab a book and chill out. Get your Cold Heart.
25 June 2026
Vaelumi shaa... oovenaa luun
Vaelumi shaa... oovenaa luun, mira-thessa loo, illu vaan. Naveloo, naveloo, shaa miren naa, oova ilvenaa, vael shaaloon.
23 June 2026
5* x 50
Not even a month old and CHO has a 5⭐️ rating with 50 reviews!
14 June 2026
Butter
Just use real butter
13 June 2026
StoryGraph
StoryGraph: If you've read Cold Heart October, would you please add it and tag the moods you felt?
10 June 2026
Leave a review
The Hidden Chapter vault now has star ratings and reviews. Only actual readers can leave them, and I read every word before it goes up. Be nice.
9 June 2026
Competition Time
I'm giving stuff away. Every month. (most months, anyway)
8 June 2026
wwdc26
Happy WWDC26 day!
8 June 2026
22:22:22 Frequency Shift - 99p Kindle Deal in the UK Amazon store
22:22:22 Frequency Shift - 99p Kindle Deal in the UK Amazon store
7 June 2026
Free Stuff
There's now quite a lot of FREE stuff on my website for readers
6 June 2026
Copy Cats
We used to call them 'copy cats', now it's a 'trend'
6 June 2026
Wide banner
Proof read before you post
5 June 2026
What are you reading?
What are you reading at the moment?
5 June 2026
More cheese, Gromit? 🧀
This is a test of my new poll feature.
5 June 2026
Tabloid Slop
Why does almost everything on Facebook make me cringe?
5 June 2026
Need a Little ... Anniversary
Need a Little Time turns 6 years old
5 June 2026
Knife skills
36 years ago I learned how to cut an onion.
4 June 2026
One cuppa that will change your life forever
One cuppa that will change your life forever
4 June 2026
Big Tesco
The Big Tesco got a big facelift, and now I can't find the eggs
4 June 2026
My Updates Won't Download and my Downloads Won't Update
My Updates Won't Download and my Downloads Won't Update ... Oh what a fate.
3 June 2026
Sam
Sam Plushie
3 June 2026
Mango Chutney
Mango Chutney. It's sweet and sour ...
3 June 2026
Merch Delivery
My first ever merch just arrived.
2 June 2026
Lovely Review
How to make an author's day.
2 June 2026
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